Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
as a side note pls kill me
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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