i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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