butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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