I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She's JV to your varsity
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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