Dual....:-)
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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