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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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