Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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