yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
