Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
