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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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