Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
