So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
