i think my tv is drunk
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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