Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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