I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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