yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
A+ Viking dick
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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