I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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