A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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