I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I still have a little drunk in my system
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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