he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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