Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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