oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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