Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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