You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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