Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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