found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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