Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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