Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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