He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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