Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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