She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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