i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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