it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
where are my eyebrows?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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