You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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