My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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