summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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