I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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