so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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