I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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