Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
