I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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