i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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