he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
