I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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