I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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