he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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