what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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