Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
