I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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