I want to have your abortion
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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