i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I skipped work to stalk him.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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