hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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