if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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