We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just googled if crying burns calories
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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