I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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