May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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